Monday, November 5, 2012

There are more than 200 million Christians in America and every single one of them is a fucking idiot.

The Christian scum who infest America are insane. These gullible morons are willing to believe any bullshit, and their attempts to defend their bullshit is pathetic.

There's two kinds of Christian idiots. There are Christians who can't exist without denying evolution and there are Christians who can't exist without sticking their Magic Jeebus Man into evolution.

The Christian retards who accept evolution think magic is one of its mechanisms. They got to stick magic (also known as god) in there somewhere or else their death cult would make no sense.

The problem for these "moderate" Christians who pretend they accept evolution is their dead Jeebus was an evolution denier. If you're a Christian and you agree people share an ancestor with chimps then you are admitting Jeebus was an uneducated moron. You moderate Christians worship a fucking idiot. Why?

Of course there are not any moderate Christians because there's nothing moderate about believing in bullshit.

The worst kind of Christians are the liars who use code words for the magic they believe in. The most popular code words for magic are "intelligent design". For example there's this asshole at THOUGHTS ON THEOLOGY.

When I encounter these liars for Jeebus I translate their bullshit to make it honest. My translation is usually censored. Liars love censorship.

From Thoughts on Theology (which means Thoughts on Bullshit) and my translation:

ID [intelligent design] should take its rightful place in the overall circle of evidence. Standing alone, it cannot provide a full apologetic for Christianity. Rather, ID provides strong evidence against the reigning naturalism in the realm of biology, as well as some support for theism as an overarching worldview.

MAGIC should take its rightful place in the overall circle of evidence. Standing alone, MAGIC cannot provide a full apologetic for Christianity. Rather, MAGIC provides strong evidence against the reigning REALITY in the realm of biology, as well of some support for BULLSHIT as an overarching worldview.

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